[intro] - B-F#-C#-Ebm-B 4x
G D
I took her out it was Friday night
E C
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
G D
We started making out and she took off my pants
E C
But then I turned on the TV
G D D
And that's about the time that she walked away from me
E C G
Nobody likes you when you're 23
G D
And are still more amused by TV shows
E C
What the hell is ADD?
G D
My friends say I should act my age
G
What's my age again?
C
What's my age again?
B- F#-C#-Ebm-B
G D
Then later on, on the drive home
E C
I called her mom from a pay phone
G
I said I was the cops
D
And your husband's in jail
E C
This state looks down on sodomy
G D
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
E C GD
Nobody likes you when your 23
E C G D
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
E C
What the hell is caller ID?
G D
My friends say I should act my age
E
What's my age again?
D
What's my age again?
[interlude] - Ebm-C#-B-C# 3x
Ebm-C#-B
G D
And that's about the time she walked away from me
E C GD
Nobody likes you when your 23
C G D
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
E C
What the hell is wrong with me?
G D
My friends say I should act my age
E
What's my age again?
D
What's my age again?
G D
That's about the time she broke up with me
E C G
No one should take themselves so seriously
E C G D
With many years ahead to fall in line
E D
Why would you wish that on me?
G D
I never want to act my age
E
What's my age again?
D
What's my age again?F#-C#-Ebm--C#-B (hold)
